Friday, 20 April 2007
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- CrazyCurrently Listening: St. Elsewhere Pray
On April 16, 2007, 33 students and faculty members were killed on the campus of Virginia Tech. The world mourns.
May all those dead be at peace. May all those injured recover. And may all those left behind discover that despite the recent darkness, love has always existed and does still.
Saturday, 25 November 2006
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- God of WineCurrently Listening: Third Eye Blind An American Pilgrim in Taipei
I assumed that since I was not in the United States or Canada that I would not be celebrating Thanksgiving. Little did I know.
During lunch this past Sunday, Dr. Lee casually brought up the possibility of arranging an office Thanksgiving celebration. I smiled and nodded and offered little comment; as usual, I kept quiet and ate my food and let Dr. Lee speak his mind. He asked me what Americans typically eat for Thanksgiving, and I offered the usual turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce. He sat back in his chair and cleared his throat, then asked me if I were full. I answered, of course, yes, thank you very much, and our little party--Dr. Lee, M-- a coworker, Dr. Lee's two sons, and myself--got up and headed to the restaurant's exit to pay. The topic of Thanksgiving was quickly forgotten, and I began conversing with the elder son about American sports.
The next day at work, I was surprised by a sudden whir of gossip. "I hear that Dr. Lee wants us to hold a Thanksgiving celebration" was the running theme. Soon rumors became reality, as the office manager came to my cubicle and asked me what typical Thanksgiving fare included. She took down notes as I gave my response. She thanked me and walked off, leaving myself wondering if I had just set into action the nebulous plans from the previous day. Shortly thereafter, an official announcement was made: the Wellness Committee was organizing a Thanksgiving lunch, and welcomed all to join them on Thursday for a delicious turkey meal.
The announcement annoyed many of my coworkers, especially those who were also members of the Wellness Committee. Thanksgiving meal preparations usually take days of careful planning and shopping and cooking, days that busy lawyers and staff just don't have. The Wellness Committee had a mere three-and-a-half days to prepare a Thanksgiving meal for almost sixty people. In Taiwan, Thanksgiving is only celebrated by American expatriates, so none of the Wellness Committee members had ever prepared a Thanksgiving meal. By the end of the day, I had very ominous feelings toward the Thanksgiving development.
The next day did not allay my worries. The office manager called me shortly after I arrived for work and asked me if I knew how to make mashed potatoes. I told her I didn't. She asked me if I would like to help to make some anyway. I agreed, convinced that I needed to at least make an effort to avert a potential Thanksgiving catastrophe. I researched some recipes and cooking techniques online and forwarded an ingredient list to the office manager. She replied her thanks me and informed me that I would be working with J-- on the potatoes.
Within minutes of receiving this reply, J-- called me to ask when I'd be free to prepare the potatoes. It being a slow work week for me, I told her that anytime would be fine. She then suggested--very wisely--that we first attempt a small batch before committing to a large recipe. We set a time on Wednesday to try our luck.
In the meantime, another member of the Wellness Committee approached me and asked me if I would be willing to give a brief introduction to Thanksgiving before the meal. Again, I agreed, to be helpful. But as I was composing this introduction, a horrible realization struck me: if Thanksgiving really required an introduction, what were we doing celebrating it? The only reasonable answer, I found, was myself.
I was one of two Americans in a firm of sixty. The other American had worked at the firm for more than a year, while I had only worked at the firm for less than two months. I was lonely and homesick and about to spend my first Thanksgiving away from home and in a continent that didn't even celebrate the holiday. And this year's celebration would be the firm's first. Could there have been any doubt?
The realization worried me. I had left home with an expecation of working abroad as an adult: being an adult in my mind meant independence. I especially wanted to avoid overtaxing the hospitality of others. Working at the firm of a friend of my parents already felt taxing enough; this Thanksgiving celebration seemed destined to be the straw--or more appropriately, the bale--that would break this overtaxed camel's back.
Fortunately, none of my coworkers made any of this apparent. As J-- and I peeled and sliced and cooked and mashed first three and then twenty-some potatoes the next day, I heard no harsh words. Even as Thanksgiving morning came with the food not yet fully prepared, I heard only an occasional barb of frustration pointed at the holiday amidst the mad rush of food preparation.
As the day progressed, a long set of tables was set in the lobby of the main floor of the firm, and plates of home- and office-prepared food began appearing on it, filling my mind with images of Thanksgiving back home. The menu was not lacking any of the traditional food. It even contained several non-canonical items that some especially enthusiastic Committee members prepared--a fish-dip and spaghetti and meat sauce, for example. As lunch time rolled around, people began mingling in the lobby, eying the food, waiting for the appearance of the all-important turkeys.
The two turkeys had been ordered at a western food market. Although already cooked, they still required heating. In the break room, someone had set up two small roasting ovens, and the turkeys had been dutifully placed in them early in the morning. But as 12:30 arrived and with the commencement of the feast imminent, it was discovered that one of the turkey ovens had been victim of a blown fuse: the poor turkey inhabiting it was horribly underheated. Fortunately, the other turkey had been sitting in its oven quite warm, so it was decided that the meal could still proceed. The done turkey was carried out on a platter and placed in the middle of the long set of tables around which people were already waiting. With the turkey oven drama fresh in my mind, I gave a very brief, hardly coherent introduction to Thanksgiving. People cheered, the turkey was carved, and people began to eat.
I soon forgot all my Thanksgiving induced anxieties. Eating delicious food and seeing others doing the same are an indescribable joy; and in that moment, joy displaced any unease that had been troubling me. Seeing such expertly executed dishes and such skilled carving of the turkey, I almost forgot that I was half a world away from the original first Thanksgiving and in a place where Thanksgiving was as foreign as I was.
As I write this account of the past week, I can easily see how fortunate I am. There are too many people and things that have helped me in adjusting to life here in Taipei that any list that I make will necessarily be incomplete. But I will add a few words of thanks anyway without trying to be exhaustive.
Firstly, I am thankful for having turkey to eat on Thanksgiving. I am also thankful that I did not have to be the one to carve the turkey, and that we instead had an intensely un-American Englishman to do the honors.
I am thankful that J-- knew how to make mashed potatoes and that M-- was there to help. I am thankful that the mashed potatoes came out edible even with my help in the kitchen. I am trebly thankful that people found the potatoes tasty. I can only blame J-- for their success.
I am thankful for the firm's patience with this very American holiday. I am still amazed at how readily my coworkers added to their workload just to experience this aspect of American culture.
I am thankful for having the opportunity to celebrate Thanksgiving even as I spend my first Thanksgiving away from home. I am thankful that Dr. Lee came up with the idea, and that the people at the firm--especially M-- and the Wellness Committee--were willing and able to pull off a miracle Thanksgiving meal on three days notice.
And I am very thankful for all of the kindness and thoughtfulness and empathy that everyone I've met here has shown me, not just during Thanksgiving week, but from the first day I arrived. My experience in Taipei could have been a bore and a waste of time, but instead it has been enriching, enlightening, and empowering all thanks to individual kindness multiplied across an entire firm.
I am thankful for being here and being able to write these grateful words even as the sun sets on America marking the end of another Thanksgiving day.
Wednesday, 15 November 2006
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How many Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers is that?
Pardon the break in posts; I've been busy (too busy to post, I swear!). Of course, you have every right to expect another Taipei update. Unfortunately, I have no intention of writing about Taipei today. Today, I write about something that hits a bit closer to home.
"Red Sox win Matsuzaka sweepstakes."
My beloved baseball team has just agreed to pay the Seibu Lions $51.1 million if Daisuke Matsuzaka signs with the Red Sox in the next 30 days.
Of course, I'm glad we're investing in skilled, young pitchers, but that's a lot of money for international talent that may not translate well to American major league baseball. I was ecstatic when I first saw the news; ecstatic, that is, until I saw the price, at which point ecstasy turned into gross disappointment. I had been secretly hoping that the Red Sox had decided the Yankee Way™of massive spending was the wrong way to go (the non-signings of Damon and Abreu were my little rays of hope). So when the Matsuzaka bombshell hit, my little dream of home-grown talent and deep farm systems died.
Happily, though, I read this Jeff Passan column and my dream has come back to life. In general, I don't have a very high opinion of Passan's opinions, but his article really gave me something concrete to think about and a way to understand the Matsuzaka deal in an optimistic light.
His column points out the pure ridiculousness of paying so much just for negotiation rights. It points out that the total sum of money the Red Sox will likely be spending on Matsuzaka will rival (and probably surpass) A-Rod's current yearly pay. It points out how this move is incredibly dangerous for Major League Baseball as a whole, as it massively inflates the perceived value of all free agents, especially talented, young pitchers. And it ends: "[The MLB] created this world. And they have to live with it."
All in all, not a very bright view.
But from this dark spot, I began wondering, rather selfishly: if this move by the Red Sox really dooms major league baseball to inflated salaries and unaffordable park costs, does it affect me? And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that the answer was: no. I only attend maybe one or two games a year, so ticket price inflation will affect me only minimally. I don't have cable television, so an increase in the cost for broadcasting rights will not mean any additional out-of-pocket expenses. Financially speaking, I decided that the deal would have no short term effect on me.
I then started thinking about the consequences for the team. Boston's a fairly large market, so the team will not have any trouble paying the huge sum. And in return for the money, we get Matsuzaka, an incredible pitcher who's only 26 years old. Which leaves us for next season with three 26 year old starting pitchers: Papelbon, Beckett, and Matsuzaka. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that trio remind one of the Braves pitchers of the mid-90s? Or the A's pitchers of the late 90s? Of course, this trio looks great on paper, but in reality, who knows? But what really makes this move for Matsuzaka great does not hinge on his performance in the States. It instead hinges on how other teams react.
The universal expectation is that teams will be forced to spend more and more. All teams, except for the Red Sox.
In terms of pitching, we're set for quite some time. The other positions can be filled with players from our farm system. We can sit out of the rabid free agent market for the next couple seasons. But with this single move, we've forced any team that needs to rely on free agents to fill empty roster spots to spend much more than they can afford. If these teams overspend and are forced to raise ticket prices, they may discover themselves losing their market. If they lose their market, they'll be forced to cut their costs by either refusing to pay more for quality players or by trading their overpaid players to teams that can afford them (like the Yankees). In the first situation, it will depress the price on players (just in time for the Red Sox to do some shopping); in the second situation, the Yankees pay more money (always a plus, in my book).
So really, I think this was a good move by the Red Sox for the Red Sox. Though I may be wrong. (I really hope I'm not.)
Thursday, 19 October 2006
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Working Class Hero
I enjoy my work enough.
The people at the firm are very, very nice. And they all look so young! On the first two days, co-workers took me out to lunch. The first day, it was a rather large group, the younger lawyers, and they were loud and fun and not so different from college students, and the oldest looked 20 but were 28. The second day, it was a small group, associate partners among them, and they were kind and helpful and I could've sworn at most in their late-20s, but they were parents, with photos of kids and all. I still feel strange, talking to these people whom I thought were my peers but who are actually years and years older than me, and I keep wondering, am I being deferential enough? am I being too familiar? am I being too deferential?, because I really cannot for the life of me tell what age someone is here just by their looks, and I really don't know what sort of behavior is polite in this culture. With my parents friends, I know how to act. But with "co"-workers? Who knows!
At the firm, I'm at the intersection of two office cultures. My cubicle (what? a cubicle! ack!) is with the secretaries' and the accounting department's, non-lawyers, all of us. My work is given me by the lawyers, and my work interaction with them clearly sets me as their inferior. But the lawyers keep asking me to join them for lunch, and so I take my lunch with the lawyers and not the secretaries or accountants. Thus by now, I can name all the younger lawyers in the firm, but not even half of the accountants I share a cubicle complex with. And these aren't your standard American "Office Space" cubicles, tall enough to hide inside. These cubicles allow you to see everyone else while sitting; the walls only reach my elbow when I stand. So I should know all six people I share a printer with (my cube is right next to the printer), but I don't. And it's strange.
And people at work have no idea how to talk to me. Some use Chinese. Some use English. And some start to use English, decide against it, and then just smile and wave. Of course, I don't make things easier for anyone. Having grown up in the States, I impulsively (compulsively) use English first, especially when addressing someone who looks my age. If someone else initiates the talking, I converse appropriately in Chinese; but if I speak first, I almost always begin with English, after which I stop mid-sentence and switch to Chinese. I don't doubt that some people at the firm must think I'm not too quick on the uptake because of my rather ungraceful language skills.
The hours at the firm are flexible, at least for the lawyers. As an inbetweener (not lawyer, yet not quite staff), I try to stick with the staff hours, 9 to 6, but I've stayed late a couple times to finish work. The latest I've stayed is 8. My daily schedule has been as follows:
7:00-7:20 AM - Wake up, brush teeth.
7:20-8:00 - Jogging
8:00-8:45 - Eat breakfast, watch some TV (live playoff baseball!), shower
8:45-9:00 - Walk to work
9:00-12:30PM - Work.
12:30-1:30PM - Lunch.
1:30-6:00 - Work.
6:00-6:30 - Walk home, get changed.
6:30-11:00 - Walk around Taipei looking for different places to eat. Eat dinner. Play guitar. Go online.
11:00-7:00 AM - Sleep.
Excitement!
In Taipei, safety is not first.
It's important to properly ground electric appliances, right? Not here, it ain't. Outlets here are not grounded. But, stores do sell appliances with 3-pronged plugs. So what's a person to do?
Let me diagram this. (Forgive the bad drawings.)
So in figure 1, we have the appliance 3-pronged plug on the left, and a 2-socketed extension cord on the right. Notice how the extension cord head is very flat. This is important. (Coincidentally, it also expands one outlet into three.)
Figure 1.
In figure 2, we have the 3-pronged plug plugged into one of the 2-socketed faces of the extension cord. Notice how the "ground" prong is not plugged into anything. It just sits quietly underneath the head of the extension cord. Here, this is considered clever use of available extension cords. In America, this is considered "an electrical fire hazard."
Figure 2.
By the way, I saw this setup in a department store. And the 3-pronged plug was the plug of a surge protector, which was in turn powering another extension cord. I asked a store clerk about this, and he said, "oh, it's fine." I took his word for it and took my leave of the store.
Tuesday, 17 October 2006
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Asian Oddities
Thanks, you all, for the supportive comments; they make me feel as if I haven't even left home. So don't think I've forgotten about you! Good friends and kind words can make anything pleasant. And living abroad is no exception.
I ran in my first foreign road race this past Sunday. I've never run in a more haphazard race.
Oh, the event itself wasn't poorly organized: there were raffles and performances and mini-games and thousands upon thousands of people. The announcers claimed that there were 30000 people present. Thirty-thousand. Each runner received a tee-shirt at registration and a towel upon finishing the race. Raffle prizes included mp3 players and televisions and washing machines. They had some pop star performing. And there was no entry fee. I wonder how much money Samsung, the sponsor, spent on the event? And I wonder how much planning it took?, for they had to block off a 2 mile section of city road in front of Taipei City Hall for five hours.
But I wish they had forgone all that, and just managed a decent race: for instead of running the 30000 people in different heats, they ran everyone at once. And the total race distance was only 3km. So just imagine the traffic....
Oh, and they didn't time the race.
Here's a photo of people standing around in line to register before the race. It was roughly 6:30AM.

Here's a photo of the pop star performing with his entourage.

I had a good time. But I was disappointed.
Can anyone tell me what the drawing on the watch face is supposed to represent? It looks like a crazy woman doing a flying choke grab on an unsuspecting pedestrian. Who knew Swatch was into that?
Work is interesting. I've been there for a week now. I'm the resident English writer/proofreader. One of my responsibilities is to "polish" the English of articles written for the company newsletter. Most of the articles are translated from Chinese. Some of the translations are really good. Some of the translations are really bad. Sometimes so bad that I cannot understand any of it and have to retranslate it myself. Really, these bad translations read like concatenations of random English words. Stuff like: "The law result of the time limited efficacy of the solid get to push apply analogy type related provision." What's the main verb?
I have the Chinese vocabulary of a six-year-old, and the reading ability of a three-year-old. So you know it's bad when I understand the article better in Chinese than in English.
In Taipei, safety is not first.
Stand at the corner of any busy intersection. Watch vehicles merge into traffic with right-turns-on-red. Doesn't sound bad, right? Now, imagine it's rush hour and moped riders fill the main stream of traffic. And now imagine the cars merging ignoring the existance of anything with less than four wheels. That's right, cars driving into space occupied by mopeds. The mopeds, in turn, switch into other lanes or drive between lanes. It's like Frogger, but with people on mopeds. And instead of alligators, there are buses. Oh, and when I say people on mopeds, I literally mean, several people on each moped. The most I've seen is four people on a single one: dad driving, mom behind him, one child between them, and another standing on the spot between the seat and the handlebars. My dad said the most he's seen on a moped is four people plus a pet dog in a basket in front of the handlebars.
Tuesday, 10 October 2006
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歡迎光臨
As many of you may know, I am now in Taipei about to begin work at Lee, Tsai, and Partners. I'm here until roughly February when I'll be relocating to Shanghai until I get into graduate school--which I hope will be fall of 2007. But we'll see.
I arrived in Taipei with my father on October 4th. He just left for home not too long ago. In the time he was here, he helped me settle in, apply for a bank account, get used to the food, meet his and my mom's old friends, and in general prepare for life in a country foreign to me, but familiar to him. He took me around Taipei. When he realized bad I am with directions, he bought me a huge map poster of the city. He took me out to eat. When he realized how small the servings are here relative to home, he started taking me out twice per meal. He even went jogging with me the one time I went.
But now he's on his way home, back to America, and I'm now here, half way around the world from home. I like my Taipei apartment, but on my way home from after seeing my dad off to the airport, I felt so strange returning there and opening the front door to a place I've only just moved into, knowing how far I am from friends and family. It's sobering, the distance. Is this what my parents felt when they first moved to America?
Taipei's a nice city. I know I'll come to love it. But I wonder: when will I begin to feel at home?
My address here is 臺北市大安區和平東路3段212巷69號2樓之5. I can hardly remember it myself.
In Taipei, safety is not first.

This is a photo I took of the driver's seat belt of a taxi my dad and I took. There is a seat belt law in Taipei, and this driver dutifully uses his. But notice how the regular seat belt locking mechanism is not engaged. Instead, the belt is hooked to the seat. And how did this clever taxi driver attach this hook to the seat? Duct tape. Pretty ingenious, n'est-ce pas?
Friday, 25 August 2006
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Before the Real World Really Hits (Part 2)
Ah, idle days of summer! The idle days--numbered, precious--before work begins, before school starts, before responsibility strikes. Come October, I'll be flying off to Taipei to work at a law firm for a year or two. Exciting? Of course. But it's a little too real for my taste: making a living, living on my own, beginning the rest of my life, these are all great things--necessary things--, but what about things, unnecessary, but wonderful?
So this summer I've been looking for the unnecessary, but wonderful.
I've started running seriously again. Barak and I started training for 5k races in mid-July. I ran my first race in six years this past wednesday. Now, I can't remember why I ever stopped running. There is nothing like the thrill of speed, a speed all my own, of my own two legs; nothing like the struggle to keep going in the face of exhaustion, mile after mile; nothing like the euphoria of accomplishment at the finish, looking back. I'm no elite runner, but running's joys aren't limited to the elite. And I really need to thank Mas and Tara for reminding me of this joy. So thanks, guys.
Years ago, when he was still in good health, my grandfather would occasionally take a bus to our local senior center. His English was hardly passable, but he was strong and independent, and so he figured out the bus routes by making friends with the bus drivers. At the senior center, he would use his minimal English and chat up a storm. And he did all this while my parents were at work, while my sister and I were at school. I never did go with him to the senior center.
I volunteer there now, if only for a couple hours a week. I teach English and American history and culture to elderly Chinese immigrants who hope to become U.S. citizens. I've never met more grateful students. They all work hard and show more respect than is my due. I only wish I had started doing this years ago, so I could have been there when my grandfather had been there.
The class sometimes has another volunteer, George. I don't know what he did before retirement, but now, he's a magician. He has a weak leg, and not too long ago, he hurt his neck in an accident. He comes in and listens in on my lessons, helping me clarify some history I've nearly forgotten. He doesn't know any Chinese, but he gives the class a different voice. He also provides moral support, when he doesn't have anything else to add. He knew my grandfather, albeit only briefly: a magician friend of his and my grandfather shared a hospital room when my grandfather's health first started deteriorating. I was at school, but my parents would tell me about grandpa's roommates. And so I knew George somewhat, even before meeting him. I haven't talked to him about my grandfather, nor about his friend. I suppose it could be painful.
When I go to Taiwan, things will be different. I'll be working most of the day. If I have the time, I might take a Chinese class. Or I might teach an English class. If I have the time.
The real world stops for no one: it's just one thing after another after another. But full schedules leave me little time to just experience things. Instead of floating by, soaking things in, I'll be dragged along, too fast for me to really feel. Instead of running--placing one foot down at a time, one stride at a time, one mile at a time--, instead of working with seniors--for whom time has once again slowed--, I'll be in and out of the office, working for a paycheck and a promise of future prosperity. But what's a promise compared to the concreteness of the pavement beneath my feet? What's a paycheck and money compared to the kindness of my elders?
Maybe what's too real about the real world is that it is not real enough.
Monday, 14 August 2006
Thursday, 09 February 2006
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A Day in the Life
Guten Abend. Typically I don't say much about my days, since I have little interest in relating things of little interest. Today's no different. Sorry, stalkers.
I will say, however, that I am taking introductory German and that my MAD GERMAN SKILLZ™ are steadily improving. German offers me some internal linguistic balance: I've had French "in" me for so long that having it finally surrender is refreshing. Of course, I'm not a little saddened at my diminishing MAD FRENCH SKILLZ™, but that's how things go, I guess. I try to revive my French on occasion by rereading "Les Mouches" (Sartre). It doesn't help.
But German! If I keep at it, I'll be able to read all those authors I've been meaning to read for so long: Hesse and Kafka and .... Hesse and ... um ... Kafka.
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